Johnny: This has gotta be better than the motel mattress we were using. I mean, who knows who tried that out!
Moira: Is that supposed to be helping me?!
Johnny: Moira, this is a $50 dollar gift from heaven. I mean, look, hey! I don't feel any springs, no nails, no bolts! It's comfy, come to bed.
Moira: Tomorrow we get a mattress cover.
Johnny: Yes, yes, that's the spirit. Seriously, don't think about it.