Mutt: The whole purpose of having a bike might be to actually ride the bike.
Alexis: Yeah, I'm just not wearing the right outfit.
Mutt: It's a five minute ride.
Alexis: Yeah, so by the time we get on, and then we get off, it's almost not worth it.
Mutt: Do you not like the bike?
Alexis: No, I love it! It's just that, um, there are so many drunk drivers around here.
Mutt: It's 10:00am.
Alexis: Mutt, you tell that to an alcoholic!