David: Okay, I'm gonna ask you to put some pieces together here for me. We are throwing a "fundraiser" that just so happens to be on the same night as your birthday.
Moira: Must you rub it in?
David: We're throwing a "fundraiser" on your birthday.
Moira: Now you're just being cruel.
David: The fundraiser isn't real. It's not a real thing.
Moira: Oh you're planning a birthday thing-
David: Mm-hmm.
Moira: That I'm not supposed to know about.
David: Mm-mm.
Moira: In a barn?