Ted: So, to get you more comfortable around animals-
Alexis: Not a puppy, Ted.
Ted: No, that would be cruel to the puppy. No, I got you this.
Alexis: "Opening your heart to animals: A guide to the benefits of caring for something other than yourself." It's a very specific book.
Ted: You might wanna check out page 37.
Alexis: Is it a credit card?
Ted: No. It's a room key. To the premium king suite at the Holiday Inn Express in Elmdale, and they have a very strict no pets allowed policy.
Alexis: Well, it just so happens that I have packed my overnight bag.