Johnny: How about this tote bag? Two-ply toilet paper has more heft.
Moira: I'm sensing negativity, John. Is this because he did not take you up on your offer?
Johnny: Are you kidding me? Come on! Hey, I haven't even given that guy a second's thought since I got home.
I was doing him a favour, that's all. I don't want him tarnishing your reputation. I mean, have you read the literature? Look at this. "The maximum benefit of the peachification process." "Peachification!" Who uses a word like "peachification"? A moron would use that.