Moira: "Hello, I'm Moira Rose for Herb-" "Oh, hi! I'm Moira Rose for Herb Ertlinger wines inviting you to try our latest offering, a fruity Cab Franc we call-" "We call Herb Ertlinger's fruity cab-" Oh, no. No, no, no. No good. Uh "Smokey tannins infuse this rich blend with a plummy bouquet."
Johnny: "Plummy bouquet"? Is this guy for real?
Moira: His turns of phrase leave much to be desired, but the wine is potable.
Johnny: You called it liquid stink this morning.
Moira: The whites seem less stinky.