Johnny: Roland, I just need the door fixed.
Roland: Mm-hmm?
Johnny: Okay? My family can't keep living like this. My wife and I, we have no privacy.
Roland: Okay, all right. I get what this is about. You and the wife wanna bump the old uglies, huh? [chuckles]
Johnny: I have no idea what that means.
Roland: Having a little problem down there below there, Johnny boy, huh?
Johnny: No, there's no problem, Roland, I just need the locks fixed!
Roland: It's okay, I get it. I get it, captain. You've been a out to sea for a while you wanna bring the boat into port and maybe get your mast scrubbed. What're you guys down to now? Like twice a day?
Johnny: Okay, this is a conversation you and I will never have, all right? I just need the door fixed.