Stevie: Okay, this is gonna cheer you up. So I thought you might be lonely without your clothes. So if this isn't too dirty for you, I could help take care of your stuff.
David: Wait, you wanna have sex with me?
Stevie: No. I don't think anybody has sex in here unless they're being paid for it. I thought this might be a good place to store your clothes.
David: Is this a safe place?
Stevie: Yes. I'm the only with a key. But there's a catch. I get to wear whatever I want, anytime I want.
David: Fine.