Quote from Alexis in Bad Parents
Alexis: Okay, my turn, my turn, my turn. Um, okay. My eyes are brown, I am basically sample-sized, and one time I escaped from a Thai drug lord's car trunk by bribing him with sex. Johnny: Right idea, honey, but you know what? It's gotta be more challenging for everybody- Moira: Her eyes are aqua. Johnny: You did what? Alexis: I'm kidding! I clearly would never bribe anybody with sex. Johnny: When were you in Thailand?! Alexis: I told you that I was on spring break. Everyone can just calm down because Aroon was a lovely gentleman until he ran out of money.