Quote from Alexis in The Wingman
Alexis: Um, but the more I've been thinking about it, the more I feel... like... Ted: [on Skype] I think you should stay where you are. Alexis: ...maybe I should stay here. Ted: Sorry, did, did you say something? Alexis: No. Um... What did you say? Ted: I can't have you come here, Alexis. You'll hate it. And I'm not just saying that because the screens that I installed are actually attracting more bugs somehow. But you'd be leaving everything that you're doing to come here, and... I can't guarantee that there won't have another trip that takes me away for days at a time. D-don't get me wrong, I want you here so bad, but I know you. And no matter how many juicers I buy, this place just won't feel like home. Sorry. I can't tell if the screen's frozen, or if you're just really shocked. But if you still want to come, I'm not gonna tell you not to. Alexis: No, no, no, no. Um... you've made some very valid points. Ted: Yeah. I didn't even tell you about the shared bathroom situation. Alexis: Okay, well... maybe you could've led with that. Would've saved us some time.