Quote from David in Roadkill
David: I'm so sorry, you had to hear this. Wendy: No, David, I'm glad you told me. I was gonna go into business with this person. And I'm ashamed to say, in my weaker moments, I've been tempted to cheat on poor, sweet Brad. David: With Antonio? Wendy: Well, obviously you picked up on the intense heat between us if you thought we were a couple. David: Yeah. Wendy, for several reasons I think you need to say goodbye to Antonio. Wendy: Ugh. How am I gonna tell Brad. He and Antonio are roommates. They share this tiny one-bedroom together. And it is so crowded in there, they had to put the mirror on the ceiling. David: Yeah. Best to shut all that down, I think. Wendy: David, what would I do without you? David: I literally don't know, Wendy. Wendy: You wanna get high? David: No, but thank you.