Ted: Um, the thing is, that you can't actually get lice from dogs. It's a different kind of lice.
Alexis: Okay, so what should she use? Should she use the flea stuff, or...
Ted: Oh no, she's fine to use the lice shampoo, but it's really more about combing them out.
Alexis: Ew!
Ted: On the upside, you could tell her that they're only attracted to clean scalps, and she shouldn't be too embarrassed. Also, I'm kind of a samurai when it comes to a metal comb, so...
Alexis: Okay, are you sure, because she didn't want to um, she didn't wanna bug you on a weekend.
Ted: Bug me. I am sure.
Alexis: Okay, I will tell her. Um, you know that it's me, right?
Ted: Yeah, caught on pretty quick.
Alexis: Okay, thank you. You're the sweetest little vet I've ever met.
Ted: I don't know about little, because I'm benching 225 right now, so it's not really something someone little...