Bob: Well, Cal's doing big business, and since you two are sharing an office, uh, I thought you might wanna get in on some of it.
Johnny: Sharing an office? You've rented out my office space?!
Bob: Well, Johnny, you weren't exactly paying rent, and Cal's business is booming.
Cal: I should add that registration is totally free, there's no charge whatsoever for registration, there's just a small monetary-
Johnny: And what business is this?
Bob: Antivirus. The guy's amazing.
Cal: Okay, you'll be receiving your CD-ROM in the mail within the next two weeks, and you'll know the software is working if you don't see any changes.
Johnny: Bob, this sounds like a scam.
Bob: Far from it. No, my-my computer was riddled with viruses. I mean, Cal, uh, he fixed it, over the phone! [laughs] He didn't even look at my computer! That's how good he is.