Johnny: What the hell is this?!
Ray: The town sign.
Johnny: Is this the real sign, or the joke sign?
Ray: What do you mean?
Johnny: You don't see anything wrong with this? The man! Standing awfully close to that woman, wouldn't you say?
Ray: Well, he's holding on to her so she doesn't fall into the creek.
Johnny: Look a little closer, Ray.
Ray: Well, it need a little sprucing up.
Johnny: Sprucing up?!
Ray: It's very popular, people come from all over to take a picture with it.
Johnny: I'll bet they do! You know what? This is coming down!
Ray: That's the mayor's family up there! That sign's been here over forty years.
Johnny: And you wonder why this place won't sell?
Ray: Oh, I think I see it now. His shoulders are too big.
Johnny: Get in the car, Ray.