Bob: Alright, well, give me seven bucks, we'll call it even.
Johnny: Seven dollars?!
Bob: It's raw milk we're talking here, it's all natural, unpasteurized, straight from the cow's breast, to your mouth.
Johnny: You paid seven dollars a bottle for this?! Where do you get it?
Bob: Oh, Johnny, I- I'm not giving up my supplier. I mean, uh, unpasteurized milk is illegal.
Johnny: Yeah, okay, Bob, you know, I get it, but we're not talking heroin here.
Bob: Okay well, you know, maybe you're used to being on the wrong side of the law, but I for one am not going to prison. Gwen has already told me she won't wait for me, so I'm counting on you to be, uh, discreet.
Johnny: Right, okay Bob, I'll keep it on the down low.

Bob: Well, Cal's doing big business, and since you two are sharing an office, uh, I thought you might wanna get in on some of it.
Johnny: Sharing an office? You've rented out my office space?!
Bob: Well, Johnny, you weren't exactly paying rent, and Cal's business is booming.
Cal: I should add that registration is totally free, there's no charge whatsoever for registration, there's just a small monetary-
Johnny: And what business is this?
Bob: Antivirus. The guy's amazing.
Cal: Okay, you'll be receiving your CD-ROM in the mail within the next two weeks, and you'll know the software is working if you don't see any changes.
Johnny: Bob, this sounds like a scam.
Bob: Far from it. No, my-my computer was riddled with viruses. I mean, Cal, uh, he fixed it, over the phone! [laughs] He didn't even look at my computer! That's how good he is.

Johnny: Bob, I've got a meeting with a client in an hour, and I cannot be conducting business with somebody yammering into the phone beside me!
Bob: Johnny, you're putting me in a bit of a pickle here. You know, obviously I'd like to keep you both. But there's, uh, a cardboard box over there, you know, if you do feel like you wanna you know, pack up your things.

Bob: Look, I, uh... I don't wanna pressure anyone, but, uh, Gwen did tell me if I, uh, I don't get Christmas World passed, I shouldn't come home.

Bob: You thought we were cheating?
Johnny: No! No, I-
Bob: No offence, but I don't need to cheat to beat any of you.
Ronnie: It's just, you win a lot, Bob.
Bob: And there's a reason for that. Listen now Ronnie, when you- When you have a good hand, you close your cards real quick. And Ray, when you've got a bad hand, you start tapping your foot. And Johnny, your right eyebrow kind of just pops up. And Roland... Well, you know, I don't even know if you know the rules.
Roland: I don't know all of them. No.
Bob: Well, you know, truth is we put most of the winnings towards the snacks that Gwen serves up. We thought it was kind of a special evening for everyone.

Roland: Okay, folks, we're going to start with something a little different tonight. The game is called crazy eights. And the diamond shaped things are wild.
Ronnie: Roland, shush.
Johnny: Well, I'm just glad we're back here again, and that we could put all that unpleasantness behind us.
Ronnie: Gwen, these Teriyaki meatballs they're delicious.
Johnny: Wow and those sliders look incredible.
Bob: Those aren't for you.

Bob: [answering phone] Hi, Gwen. No, he's- He's on his way to the hospital now. Yeah... Snake is a little harsh, but he's definitely slippery, I'll give ya that.
Johnny: I'm standing right here, Bob.

Johnny: Oh, so I've got a lot of good material here, I just need some help sifting out the gold.
Ronnie: I still don't see why you dragged us into this.
Johnny: Well, you can be a tough audience, Ronnie.
Ronnie: What's that supposed to mean?
Johnny: See? That's what I'm looking for, honest reactions.
Bob: Well, I've been honestly reacting quite strongly to your aftershave. It's a bit too European for my taste.
Johnny: Not the most helpful feedback, Bob.

Twyla: I can free up the café between the lunch and dinner rush.
Bob: Yeah, I guess we could use the garage for parking. We just have to keep a space clear in case Gwen comes back.
Johnny: Well, thanks, Bob, but it's really hard to talk parking when we don't even know where we're holding the thing.