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Bad Parents

‘Bad Parents’

Season 1, Episode 4 -  Aired January 27, 2015

Johnny and Moira fear they no longer have a close connection with their kids. Meanwhile, Alexis starts her community service and uncovers Mutt's secret, and Stevie helps David to cull his wardrobe.

Quote from Johnny

Moira: You look amazing. Utterly alive.
Jocelyn: I don't feel it. My lower back is completely shot.
Moira: Oh, dear. Why would that be?
Jocelyn: Age? Even the slightest twitch in bed throws it out.
Moira: Perhaps a new position would help? Would like to join us?
Jocelyn: No, I ate already. Couldn't put another thing in my mouth.
Johnny: Well, that's... [chuckles]

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Quote from Alexis

Mutt: So what happened to you yesterday?
Alexis: What happened to me?
Mutt: Yeah, I came back you were gone.
Alexis: Well, I had to do most of the shift by myself. So thank God I had my rape whistle.

Quote from Alexis

Alexis: Like, I don't judge. Trust me. I have been I have been in the middle of some very messy group scenarios and I know how weird it can be, so...
Mutt: Are you okay?
Alexis: Yeah. I'm just saying that your secret is safe with me. Wink.

Quote from Jocelyn

Roland: Joce, did you see him again today?
Jocelyn: See who?
Roland: Oh, geez, you know I told you, you can see him as much as you want, just don't keep it a secret from me, okay? I wanna know everything you two are doing.
Jocelyn: Look, half the time I'm there he doesn't even want me there. I just can't help myself.
Roland: Well, you love him.
Jocelyn: Yeah.
Roland: I love him too, but the kid's an idiot.
Jocelyn: It's our son, Mutt. We're talking about our son.

Quote from David

David: No! I don't even wanna sell these things. These clothes are all that I have. Everything else has been taken from me.
Stevie: Well, you have your family.
David: What's your point?

Quote from Alexis

Mutt: So why would I sleep with my mother?
Alexis: Well, now that I know that she's your mother, that makes a lot more sense to me.
Mutt: And you normally go around spying on people?
Alexis: Um, you left me here to be abducted by long haul truckers.

Quote from Mutt

Alexis: So why are you sneaking around with your mom anyway? What's the big secret?
Mutt: It's my dad. We don't really get along. He really takes the whole mayor tradition in the family thing seriously and I'm just not that down into labels, you know?
Alexis: "Labels?"
Mutt: Yeah.
Alexis: And you wonder why I make fun of you.

Quote from Stevie

Stevie: Okay, this is gonna cheer you up. So I thought you might be lonely without your clothes. So if this isn't too dirty for you, I could help take care of your stuff.
David: Wait, you wanna have sex with me?
Stevie: No. I don't think anybody has sex in here unless they're being paid for it. I thought this might be a good place to store your clothes.
David: Is this a safe place?
Stevie: Yes. I'm the only with a key. But there's a catch. I get to wear whatever I want, anytime I want.
David: Fine.

Quote from Johnny

Johnny: Wow! Our son's clothes are no longer in our closet. Something I said finally got through.
David: [o.s.] I just found somewhere else to put them.
Johnny: I can't hear you from in there.
David: [o.s., louder] I found somewhere else to put them!
Johnny: [louder] Well, subconsciously I got through.

Quote from David

Johnny: Look, I just, uh I just want to make sure that, uh, you know, we're all okay.
Alexis: What were we not okay about?
Johnny: About your mother and me feeling disconnected from you two.
David: We are literally connected by a door that does not lock. How much- How much more connected do you wanna be?

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