‘Allez-Vous’
Season 1, Episode 8 - Aired February 24, 2015
Moira and David attempt to sell the townspeople luxury cosmetics. Meanwhile, Johnny needs a ride to the unemployment centre, and Alexis wishes Ted wasn't always so generous and nice.
Quote from Roland
Johnny: Anyway, I appreciate what you've done, Roland, I really do, I'm-
Roland: Don't you worry about it, Johnny, I'm happy to do it. Why don't you just get me a little wiper fluid, and we'll call it even, okay?
Johnny: Okay, wiper fluid, you got it.
Roland: And also maybe a Kleenex caddy? I've always wanted one of those.
Johnny: That's funny.
Roland: It is, but I'm not joking.
Johnny: All right, one Kleenex caddy, and wiper fluid.
Quote from Johnny
Johnny: Roland, you screwed it up! Roland! Roland! Son of a bitch!
Quote from Johnny
Johnny: [singing with the radio] driving down that highway of life feelin' fine and feelin' sunny going to pick me up some money
Quote from Moira
David: Jocelyn, you can hold this lip plumper. Ronnie, this is a mineral moisturizer, you could keep it on your lap, or sample it.
Moira: David, now is not the time to discuss Allez Vous' preferred customer discounts.