‘Win, Lose or Draw’
Season 4, Episode 22 - Aired May 10, 2012
On Election Day, Leslie waits to hear whether she or Bobby Newport (Paul Rudd) won the race. Meanwhile, Ben gets a job offer from Jennifer Barkley (Kathryn Hahn), and April worries about a computer screw-up.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Chris: Congratulations, Mr. Assistant City Manager.
Ron Swanson: I'm very grateful, Chris, but I think I'm going to turn down the job.
Chris: Really? Why?
Ron Swanson: I like where I am.
Quote from Ann
Ann: [slurred] Tommy! This party was amazing, you're amazing. You are ridiculous, but I like you, and I think that we should date--all of it. Let's do it. Let's date.
Tom: This is my dream. Nostra-Thomas is happening.
Ann: Awesome.
Tom: Hey, let's move in together.
Ann: Phhhht! Totally.
Tom: Really?
Ann: Yeah.
Tom: All right, no take-backs when we sober up, little partner.
Ann: No take-backs, partner. We're cowboys.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: Guys, we're going to JJ's for victory waffles, and then we're staying up all night talking about our lives and our feelings. Nonnegotiable. Let's go! City council, bitches! [cheers and applause]
Ron Swanson: Jerry forgot to vote.
Leslie Knope: Damn it, Jerry.
Quote from Ben
Leslie Knope: What were you talking to Jen about?
Ben: Oh, nothing. No, I just... Yeah, nothing. She... She's... Nothing. Nothing. It's nothing. Hey, what's a good place to buy jeans?
Leslie Knope: You have plenty of jeans. What were you talking about?