‘Telethon’
Season 2, Episode 22 - Aired May 6, 2010
Leslie needs her colleagues' help when she volunteers to host a telethon in the wee hours of the night. Meanwhile, Mark considers proposing to Ann.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: Hey, look who's here.
Tom: Wake up, Pawnee, Tommy Timberlake's in the house. And you know who else is with me? Detlef Schrempf! Tell them what they won, son!
Detlef Schrempf: Hey, thanks, Tom. Well, on behalf of the Detlef Schrempf Foundation, I'd like to present this check for $5,000 for diabetes research.
Tom: Oh, man! Yeah.
Leslie Knope: Thank you very much. Wow. Wow. Big man, big check.
Tom: By the way, I'm drunk!
Quote from Leslie Knope
Mark: I don't understand what happened.
Leslie Knope: I'm sorry. I think I was a little tired when I told you that you should do that. I don't think that that's something Ann wants. Not on TV.
Mark: So that's why you pull your pants down.
Leslie Knope: Yeah. Wait. What did I do?
Quote from Perd Hapley
Perd Hapley: It's 6:04 am and I'm Perd Hapley of Channel Four Eyewitness News. And the story of this next dance is that it's called "The Worm." [Axel F plays]
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: Good morning, Knope.
Leslie Knope: Morning, Ron.
Ron Swanson: Everything running smoothly? You know, I'm happy to go back out there and demonstrate more of my skills. How to start a fire without matches. How to build a cribbage board.
Leslie Knope: No. I'm okay. Thanks.
Ron Swanson: Get some sleep.
Leslie Knope: Aye, aye, captain.
Ron Swanson: What the [bleep] are you doing, Perd Hapley?
Quote from Leslie Knope
Ann: Leslie, what are you doing here? Why aren't you sleeping?
Leslie Knope: I just--I thought maybe you'd want to talk more about all the crazy stuff going on.
Ann: I do. I really do. Thanks.
Leslie Knope: Yeah. I just got to tell you I'm a little tired.
Ann: Okay.
Leslie Knope: So I may have parked on your front lawn.
Ann: Oh, you did.
Leslie Knope: I did.