Season 5, Episode 4 - Aired October 18, 2012
Leslie gets in trouble for violating the town's abstinence-only edict when she leads a sex education class for seniors. Meanwhile, Tom ends up in court after texting while driving, and Ben and April are freaked out by a robotic congressman.
Quote from Ben
April: Yo, you ready to go?
Ben: [robotic] Why, yes, I am, April! Let's go now!
April: What's wrong with you?
Ben: [fake laugh] Wonderful! Hey, be careful out there. Traffic is nuts on the streets and roads.
April: Oh, no! They got you!
Ben: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ah, ha, ha. Terrific! Hey, I'm hungry. Let's go eat some batteries. I mean, human food.
April: Hey, uh, batteries. I mean, human food sounds good to me. [Ben stops walking] Wonderful.
Ben: Let's go.