Ron Swanson Quote #619
Quote from Ron Swanson in A Parks and Recreation Special
Ron Swanson: [out of frame] What?
Leslie Knope: Ron? Where are you? I can't see you.
Ron Swanson: Good evening, Leslie.
Leslie Knope: Wow, you're really taking that protective gear suggestion to heart.
Ron Swanson: We're just dealing with a little bit of an incident. Earlier this evening, Diane and I took a hike in the woods to take in the sunset from atop a nearby crest.
Leslie Knope: Okay. That sounds nice.
Ron Swanson: It was. Unfortunately, upon our return, we discovered that a particularly nasty little forest varmint had broken into the cabin.
Leslie Knope: What?!
Tammy Two: Hi, Leslie.
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Perd Hapley: Welcome to "Ya' Heard? With Perd". I'm Perd Hapley, the Perd I mentioned a second ago when I was telling you the name of my show. Now, here today are two people who are also my guests. Leslie Knope from the Department of the Interior and Congressman Ben Wyatt.
Leslie Knope: Hi, Perd.
Ben: Hey, Perd. How are you?
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Ann: I'm just helping with out-patient care. Gotta do what we can. Chris is donating blood four times a week.
Andy: Oh, good for you, man. [lock clattering] Who are you giving it to? Just kind of... whoever wants it? "Trade with the Postmates guy" kinda thing?
Ann: I used to date that guy.
Chris: Oh, no! Andy. The CDC asked me to donate because I am extremely healthy. My red blood cells are so big, you can see them with the naked eye. They're like cherry Froot Loops! And my blood type is just positive.
Ann: They've designated him a super-healer. So far, it's just Megan Rapinoe, him, and a panther at the Miami zoo.