Grant Larsen: Hi, Leslie and everyone. I'm Grant...
Leslie Knope: No time for small talk. I think the best version of me working as Midwest regional director is not in Chicago. It's right here in Pawnee.
Grant Larsen: How so?
Ben: The financial savings here are enormous. I mean, the cost of living is way lower here, and renting the entire third floor of this building would be way cheaper than a much smaller space in Chicago.
Tom: Pawnee is actually closer to most of the parks in the Midwest region, and it's got Tom's Bistro... an exciting new-wave Italian eatery that's equal parts Dean Martin and Bruno Mars. But that's just what The Indianapolis Star is saying. Let's see what everyone else has to say.
Donna: No, no, this is not what we're doing right now. But congrats.
April: Leslie should stay here. And if you don't agree with us, it's nine against one, and we can make you disappear forever.
Grant Larsen: What?
April: I said, "We have free Wi-Fi."
Leslie Knope: Look, Pawnee is a town on the rise, and National Parks could get in on the ground floor. It's the best option, hands down.
Grant Larsen: Well, I'll run this up the flagpole.