April Quote #344

Quote from April in Moving Up (Part 2)

Leslie Knope: I hope you like deep-dish pizza, because there's gonna be a lot more of it in Chicago, where we're all gonna be moving.
Andy: Okay.
April: No. No!
Leslie Knope: Come on, guys, take a risk! Live on the edge. Life is an adventure.
Andy: It is! Let's do it!
April: No!
Andy: No.
April: Pawnee is cheap and we like it here, and Chicago seems like there's a lot of stuff to do and people, but I like to do nothing with no one. So, thank you and I love you, but no thank you, and I hate you. More I love you.
Leslie Knope: You know, you owe me for that pizza.

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 ‘Moving Up (Part 2)’ Quotes

Quote from Andy

Andy: Also, can you bring back Power Rangers? I don't know what it is you do, but you seem important enough to get that done.

Quote from Andy

Andy: Well, how about this Unity concert, huh, Pawnee? [cheers and applause] I love this town so much, and I'm just so proud to live here. And we're gonna close tonight out with a tribute to Pawnee's greatest treasure. [sings] Up in horsey heaven, here's the thing You trade your legs for angel's wings And once we've all said good-bye You take a running leap, and you learn to fly
All: Bye-bye, Li'l Sebastian I miss you in the saddest fashion Bye-bye, Li'l Sebastian You're 5,000 candles in the wind.
Andy: Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Duke Silver!
Ron Swanson: [plays sax solo]
All: Bye-bye, Li'l Sebastian I miss you in the saddest fashion Bye-bye, Li'l Sebastian You're 5,000 candles in the wind

Quote from Craig

Tom: Guys, this is the most important night of my life, which means it's the most important night of your lives too.
Craig: Speak for yourself. I once got into a cab that Kyra Sedgwick was getting out of.
Jean-Ralphio: No way, The Closer? Oof!