Jean-Ralphio Quote #31
Quote from Jean-Ralphio in London (Part 2)
Tom: Maybe I should just throw in the towel. Your dad'll destroy me. I'll be left with nothing. Thought I was a better-looking version of Zuckerberg. Turns out I'm the better-looking version of the Winklevoss twins.
Jean-Ralphio: First of all, unbelievable analogy. Second of all, what are you talking about, man? You're Tommy Haverford! You're an idea man. When Babyface was your age, he hadn't even signed Toni Braxton yet, let alone Usher.
Tom: You're right. I mean, I'm basically Babyface.
Jean-Ralphio: You're basically Babyface!
Tom: Okay, I'm gonna keep going, and I'm gonna beat your dad.
Jean-Ralphio: That's what I'm talking about! And for me, it's a win-win either way. Either my best friend emerges triumphant, or my dad beats you, and I get all that money when he dies. I'm actually getting dinner with my dad right now. You want to come?
Tom: No!
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘London (Part 2)’ Quotes
Quote from Jerry
Chris: Hey, Jerry. I didn't know you were working today.
Jerry: Yeah, Ron asked me to come in while he's away. Of course, I had to cancel my cardiologist appoint--
Chris: That's great. Now, here's a piece of information that is interesting. Ann is pregnant, and it's my baby.
Jerry: Oh, my God, that's wonderful news! Oh, there's so much in front of you. I mean, soon you're gonna start showing, and then your clothes will feel tight, and then, oh, people are gonna start rubbing your tummy all the time!
Ann: [laughs] That sounds terrible.
Jerry: Well, Gayle, she got really queasy, and I gained a lot of sympathy weight. You know, actually, before my kids, I looked a lot like you, Chris.
Chris: I'm very sad. Please stop talking.
Jerry: And, of course, pretty soon, Ann, your milk is gonna come in.
Ann: Oh.
Jerry: That is exciting. Mmm. [gulping] Yep, and it happens sooner than you'd think. The babies can sense it. You would be shocked, 'cause they are rooting around for that nipple. [smacking lips] Mm, mm. Gimme, gimme. Mm, mm, mm. I want milk! Mm, mm, mm, mm. Ohh. Life is a miracle.
Quote from Donna
Chris: I just never thought that I would get to make this announcement. It's a very special day. Okay. Hi, Donna.
Ann: So...
Donna: You're pregnant.
Ann: Oh, man, Tom told you.
Donna: Nope. You're drinking decaf coffee, which you usually only do in the afternoon, you're wearing an empire-waist dress and loose shoes 'cause your feet are already swelling. I'd put you at nine, maybe ten weeks.
Chris: My goodness, you're observant.
Donna: Yes, I am. Yes, I am. Hmm. When did you make the switch to boxer briefs?
Chris: Yesterday.
Ann: Okay, please stop looking at him.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Leslie Knope: Why are we here?
Ron Swanson: Just thought you needed some fresh air, even if that air is filled with the foul stench of European socialism.