Tom Quote #627
Quote from Tom in One Last Ride (Part 1)
[Pawnee, 2019:]
Tom: [on video; English accent] And blow up he did, but not in the good way. He lost everything. Today, Tom Haverford is broke, destitute, and worst of all, swaggerless.
Lucy: Tommy, you got to stop watching this.
Tom: I can't tear myself away. It's a whole documentary about my failures.
Lucy: That you made.
Tom: I had to. I have to remember every tiny, awful aspect of this. I lost everything, Lucy. The franchises, most of my money. I had to sell my pocket square collection. What are people's eyes gonna be drawn to?
Lucy: Look, you had a tough break. The stock market tanked, credit dried up. Who could have predicted that the country would run out of beef? You just got to move on.
Tom: That's the problem, though. I've gone bust in the past, but it was because I did something reckless. This time I was smart and careful, and I still went broke. What do I do now?
Lucy: Well, you and I are gonna be fine, and you'll come up with a new idea. You always do.
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Quote from Andy
Andy: I'm gonna miss the food in Pawnee. Taco Bell, KFC, Pizza Hut, and most of all, I'm gonna miss you, Leslie.
Leslie Knope: Aw, Andy, all of those things, including me, will still be with you in Washington.
Andy: That is a beautiful sentiment.
Quote from April
[Halloween, 2023:]
Dr. Saperstein: All right, Ms. Ludgate, we're getting close.
Andy: Babe, you look more beautiful right now than I have ever seen you.
Dr. Saperstein: Wow. Just your luck that you're going into labor on Halloween. Can I get a warm towel to get that makeup off?
April: No! I want it on! That's the whole point. I put the makeup on after I went into labor.
Dr. Saperstein: Whatever blows your skirt up. Okay, you ready to push?
April: Wait, no. Babe, my birth mix.
[Monster Mash plays]
Dr. Saperstein: Here comes a contraction. Are you ready?
April: Okay, I'm ready. Let's do this.
Quote from Ben
[Pawnee, 2019:]
Ben: Well, there are always gonna be risks when you open new restaurants, but you've done your homework. All the numbers line up. Side note: I would again strongly recommend adding calzones to the menu.
Tom: Ugh. The worst.