Donna Quote #171
Quote from Donna in One Last Ride (Part 1)
[Seattle, 2023:]
Donna: And this is me DJ-ing a boat party in Venezuela, kind of reminded me of the two weeks you and I spent there.
April: Oh, yeah, that happened.
Donna: Yeah, it did.
Joe: April. What are you doing here?
Donna: Babe, have a seat.
Joe: What's going on?
Donna: Recently I was thinking for the millionth time how lucky I am to have found you, so I've decided to treat yo' self.
Joe: You're gonna buy me a bunch of leather handbags?
April: Donna is going to take some of the money you usually use on your trips and establish an education program through the foundation I work for.
Donna: It's called "Teach Yo' Self," and you and the other teachers will get money for after-school programs, for music, art, math, whatever you want.
Joe: Baby, this is really generous, but I love our trips, and honestly it's your money. You should spend it how you want.
Donna: This is what I want. I've had a lot of adventures. I single-handedly started that doorknockers earring trend. I came in ninth in Italy's Got Talent. I served on a NASCAR pit crew. I want a new kind of adventure, and I want to take it with you.
April: Okay, I feel like it's time for me to get out of here.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘One Last Ride (Part 1)’ Quotes
Quote from Andy
Andy: I'm gonna miss the food in Pawnee. Taco Bell, KFC, Pizza Hut, and most of all, I'm gonna miss you, Leslie.
Leslie Knope: Aw, Andy, all of those things, including me, will still be with you in Washington.
Andy: That is a beautiful sentiment.
Quote from April
[Halloween, 2023:]
Dr. Saperstein: All right, Ms. Ludgate, we're getting close.
Andy: Babe, you look more beautiful right now than I have ever seen you.
Dr. Saperstein: Wow. Just your luck that you're going into labor on Halloween. Can I get a warm towel to get that makeup off?
April: No! I want it on! That's the whole point. I put the makeup on after I went into labor.
Dr. Saperstein: Whatever blows your skirt up. Okay, you ready to push?
April: Wait, no. Babe, my birth mix.
[Monster Mash plays]
Dr. Saperstein: Here comes a contraction. Are you ready?
April: Okay, I'm ready. Let's do this.
Quote from Ben
[Pawnee, 2019:]
Ben: Well, there are always gonna be risks when you open new restaurants, but you've done your homework. All the numbers line up. Side note: I would again strongly recommend adding calzones to the menu.
Tom: Ugh. The worst.