Donna Quote #163
Jerry: Donna, what are you doing here so early?
Donna: I come bearing gifts. First off, I got a dude in maintenance to open up that grate this morning. So here's your rings, keys, credit cards, and I found some heart medicine I assume is yours.
Jerry: Yeah, no, that's mine. That's mine. Oh, my gosh.
Donna: Also, I thought I'd bring over some fresh oranges for you and Gayle.
Jerry: Okay, well, that is just so kind, Donna. Thank you.
Donna: You're one of a kind, Garry.
Jerry: Oh.
Donna: And I just want to thank you for taking me down memory lane, you big B word.
Jerry: Oh.
Donna: "Buddy."
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