Leslie Knope Quote #1597
Quote from Leslie Knope in Pie-Mary
Elise Yarktin: Hi, Leslie. Elise Yarktin from the Indiana Organization of Women.
Leslie Knope: Oh, my goodness! Elise, please come in. [gasps] Wait! Are you here to give me the Woman of the Year award? I have a speech prepared. Would you like to see it right now?
Elise Yarktin: No. Leslie, we were thrilled to find out you were boycotting that ridiculous Pie-mary, but we just got word you've decided to enter?
Leslie Knope: Yeah. Well, I agree that it's dumb, but this is not about me. It's about Ben, and he will do more for women than Hartwell. So, you know, lose a battle, win the war. That kind of thing. It's the way to go.
Elise Yarktin: Look, the Pie-mary is retrogressive and misogynistic, and if you participate, we will have no choice but to protest you and Ben at the event. Hope you like pies... in yo' face. Metaphorically. We'll be civil.
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‘Pie-Mary’ Quotes
Quote from Leslie Knope
Jennifer Barkley: We need to go over the schedule leading up to the primary. Let's talk shop.
Leslie Knope: Ooh, shop talk! One of my five favorite types of talk, along with pillow, girl, real, and TED.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: How'd you remember?
April: "Woof, woof." Bark.
Ron Swanson: Why here?
April: Because this tree reminds me of you. It's strong and quiet and always here when you need it... or whatever.
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: I have always felt a certain kinship with April, and this is proof that I was correct. Not the nice things she said about me, the fact that I buried a large amount of gold under that same tree years ago. I've since moved it. Or have I?
Quote from Ron Swanson
April: So I guess we are celebrating that you trusted me and I let you down. Great.
Ron Swanson: I change my house locks every 16 days. That key has been useless since the second Tuesday after I gave it to you. What matters is that I trust you and admire you as a person. I will be sorry to see you leave this town for many reasons... not the least of which is that you created a puzzle that even I couldn't solve. And boy, oh, boy, did you love Andy. [laughs] "Woof, woof." [laughs] It really is embarrassing.
April: Oh, my God. I totally know where the key is.