Ron Swanson Quote #598
Quote from Ron Swanson in Pie-Mary
April: I had it in a safe place, and then I moved it to protect it, and I don't remember where.
Ron Swanson: I see.
Andy: Don't be mad, Ron. She hid it too good, and she left a string of clues.
Ron Swanson: It's an impossible puzzle, and I love puzzles! A minimal, unhelpful note, these appear to be human teeth, and what is this? "Twilight: New Moon".
April: It's a movie, but I've never seen it. It's, like, about lame werewolves and vampires and stuff.
Ron Swanson: Donna likes those things! Dollars to doughnuts this points us her way. Finally, a scavenger hunt worthy of my time. Onward!
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Leslie Knope: Ooh, shop talk! One of my five favorite types of talk, along with pillow, girl, real, and TED.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: How'd you remember?
April: "Woof, woof." Bark.
Ron Swanson: Why here?
April: Because this tree reminds me of you. It's strong and quiet and always here when you need it... or whatever.
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: I have always felt a certain kinship with April, and this is proof that I was correct. Not the nice things she said about me, the fact that I buried a large amount of gold under that same tree years ago. I've since moved it. Or have I?
Quote from Ron Swanson
April: So I guess we are celebrating that you trusted me and I let you down. Great.
Ron Swanson: I change my house locks every 16 days. That key has been useless since the second Tuesday after I gave it to you. What matters is that I trust you and admire you as a person. I will be sorry to see you leave this town for many reasons... not the least of which is that you created a puzzle that even I couldn't solve. And boy, oh, boy, did you love Andy. [laughs] "Woof, woof." [laughs] It really is embarrassing.
April: Oh, my God. I totally know where the key is.