Leslie Knope Quote #1596

Quote from Leslie Knope in Pie-Mary

Leslie Knope: Well, it only took three hours for Jen to be right. I'm officially a distraction. I'm gonna enter that Pie-mary.
Ben: This is just nonsense. It'll blow over. And the Pie-mary is ridiculous and antiquated.
Leslie Knope: But the more they talk about this, the less they're gonna talk about your economic plan. Besides, I'm good at making pies, so I'll win, and then I can promote my self-published women's rights barbecue cookbook, "The Feminine Mesquite". Everything's fine.

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 ‘Pie-Mary’ Quotes

Quote from Leslie Knope

Jennifer Barkley: We need to go over the schedule leading up to the primary. Let's talk shop.
Leslie Knope: Ooh, shop talk! One of my five favorite types of talk, along with pillow, girl, real, and TED.

Quote from Ron Swanson

April: So I guess we are celebrating that you trusted me and I let you down. Great.
Ron Swanson: I change my house locks every 16 days. That key has been useless since the second Tuesday after I gave it to you. What matters is that I trust you and admire you as a person. I will be sorry to see you leave this town for many reasons... not the least of which is that you created a puzzle that even I couldn't solve. And boy, oh, boy, did you love Andy. [laughs] "Woof, woof." [laughs] It really is embarrassing.
April: Oh, my God. I totally know where the key is.

Quote from Ron Swanson

Ron Swanson: How'd you remember?
April: "Woof, woof." Bark.
Ron Swanson: Why here?
April: Because this tree reminds me of you. It's strong and quiet and always here when you need it... or whatever.
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: I have always felt a certain kinship with April, and this is proof that I was correct. Not the nice things she said about me, the fact that I buried a large amount of gold under that same tree years ago. I've since moved it. Or have I?