Andy Quote #535
Quote from Andy in Ms. Ludgate-Dwyer Goes to Washington
Ron Swanson: April Ludgate Dwyer. She worked on the Gryzzl deal that you guys did the finances for.
Ben: Now, I know that you're opening up a consulting wing, and we just think that April would be a great hire.
Andy: Yeah, and here's the thing, Barney. We're obviously very familiar with what consulting is but why don't you go ahead and tell my friends here, because I don't think that they know.
Barney: Well, it's really about finding creative solutions to difficult problems. Now, a lot of times there's firings, so... consultants aren't exactly well liked.
Andy: Holy crap. This is the job for her, I can feel it. She'll take it! Now let's talk perks. Does she get the summers off? Is it like school?
Ron Swanson: Son.
Barney: Well, what did she major in? Economics? Accounting?
Andy: She designed her own major. "Halloween Studies."
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Ms. Ludgate-Dwyer Goes to Washington’ Quotes
Quote from Andy
Ben: I think that job's perfect for April. We just have to convince Barney to give her a shot. I mean, first problem, she's not as qualified as the other applicants.
Andy: Simple solution. I break into her college and I change her degree to accounting. Easy. On my way out, look up at the blackboard, what is that? Impossible math equation? I solve it. X equals Y, obviously. Professor comes up to me and says, "I've been working on that for 50 years. Why don't you accept this math trophy?" By the time he turns around, I'm gone.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: Come on, let me show you around. This is a door. These, of course, are walls. What else? What else? Ah! Meet our Vice President, Don Swanson. Don, this is Andrew and Benjamin.
Don Swanson: Pleasure to meet you.
Ben: Is this your brother? You have a brother.
Ron Swanson: No. Fine. Yes. I suppose the cat's out of the bag. I have a brother. One brother.
Ben: All those years together at the Parks Department and you never told us you had a brother.
Don Swanson: You worked at the Parks Department?
Ron Swanson: Tour's over!
Quote from Andy
Andy: Well don't fret, cookie. We've made progress, haven't we? We got a whole list of all the things you need out of a new job. Apple juice, barbecue sauce, Count Chocula-- Wait. Oh, sorry, that's the list of cool new nicknames I want people to call me.