Leslie Knope Quote #1586
Quote from Leslie Knope in Ms. Ludgate-Dwyer Goes to Washington
Leslie Knope: We are about to embark on such an amazing journey. This is gonna be our city. And this is gonna be our bench. April, we have a bench in D.C.!
April: I'm sorry, Leslie, I can't do this anymore. I don't want to work in government. I quit.
Leslie Knope: What are you talking about? You quit? Why?
April: Because, honestly, I don't even know if I like working in national parks. Or government. I just fell backwards into your world and years have gone by, and now I'm here and--Andy and Ben have been helping me look into different jobs to figure out what I really want to do.
Leslie Knope: Ben who? Ben Wyatt? He's been helping you behind my back? Wow, okay, you know what, we had a good run, but he's dead to me now.
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‘Ms. Ludgate-Dwyer Goes to Washington’ Quotes
Quote from Andy
Ben: I think that job's perfect for April. We just have to convince Barney to give her a shot. I mean, first problem, she's not as qualified as the other applicants.
Andy: Simple solution. I break into her college and I change her degree to accounting. Easy. On my way out, look up at the blackboard, what is that? Impossible math equation? I solve it. X equals Y, obviously. Professor comes up to me and says, "I've been working on that for 50 years. Why don't you accept this math trophy?" By the time he turns around, I'm gone.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: Come on, let me show you around. This is a door. These, of course, are walls. What else? What else? Ah! Meet our Vice President, Don Swanson. Don, this is Andrew and Benjamin.
Don Swanson: Pleasure to meet you.
Ben: Is this your brother? You have a brother.
Ron Swanson: No. Fine. Yes. I suppose the cat's out of the bag. I have a brother. One brother.
Ben: All those years together at the Parks Department and you never told us you had a brother.
Don Swanson: You worked at the Parks Department?
Ron Swanson: Tour's over!
Quote from Andy
Andy: Well don't fret, cookie. We've made progress, haven't we? We got a whole list of all the things you need out of a new job. Apple juice, barbecue sauce, Count Chocula-- Wait. Oh, sorry, that's the list of cool new nicknames I want people to call me.