April Quote #368
Quote from April in Ms. Ludgate-Dwyer Goes to Washington
Randy: Okay, I think we're all set. Even though I'm taking the lead on these meetings, don't be afraid to jump in.
Leslie Knope: Copy that. April, when Randy brings up the river project, that is your cue to--
April: Distract the guards so the Hamburglar can make his escape.
Randy: We're meeting with a lot of senators today. Is she going to be okay?
Leslie Knope: Yeah. It's just April. Trust me.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Ms. Ludgate-Dwyer Goes to Washington’ Quotes
Quote from Andy
Ben: I think that job's perfect for April. We just have to convince Barney to give her a shot. I mean, first problem, she's not as qualified as the other applicants.
Andy: Simple solution. I break into her college and I change her degree to accounting. Easy. On my way out, look up at the blackboard, what is that? Impossible math equation? I solve it. X equals Y, obviously. Professor comes up to me and says, "I've been working on that for 50 years. Why don't you accept this math trophy?" By the time he turns around, I'm gone.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: Come on, let me show you around. This is a door. These, of course, are walls. What else? What else? Ah! Meet our Vice President, Don Swanson. Don, this is Andrew and Benjamin.
Don Swanson: Pleasure to meet you.
Ben: Is this your brother? You have a brother.
Ron Swanson: No. Fine. Yes. I suppose the cat's out of the bag. I have a brother. One brother.
Ben: All those years together at the Parks Department and you never told us you had a brother.
Don Swanson: You worked at the Parks Department?
Ron Swanson: Tour's over!
Quote from Andy
Andy: Well don't fret, cookie. We've made progress, haven't we? We got a whole list of all the things you need out of a new job. Apple juice, barbecue sauce, Count Chocula-- Wait. Oh, sorry, that's the list of cool new nicknames I want people to call me.