Donna Quote #155
Quote from Donna in Donna and Joe
Donna: April, walk with me. So I chose you as my Maid of Honor because you've become one of my best friends, and I love you like a sister.
April: Ew.
Donna: But also because you're tough. My family arrives tonight.
April: I know. And they're all set with their welcome bags, and I told your brother LeVondrious that he is not welcome.
Donna: Good, but still, there's gonna be 28 Meagles in one room, which means there's gonna be drama.
April: I will handle everything. I actually care whether you're having a good time and are happy. It's weird.
[aside to camera:]
Donna: The Meagles are a cold-blooded crew of judgmental grudge-holders. My cousin Winnie once forgot to use a coaster at my grandpa's house, and he wrote her out of his will. The last four Meagle family Pictionary tournaments ended at the hospital. Legally, no more than three Meagles are allowed on an international flight together. But they give great gifts. Gotta get that flatware.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Donna and Joe’ Quotes
Quote from Jerry
April: Who's Garry?
Jerry: Oh, I think that's supposed to be me.
April: Ha ha. That's your new name. Garry.
Andy: Garry!
All: Garry! Garry! Garry! Garry! Garry!
[aside to camera:]
Jerry: Garry is my real name. Yes, after 30 years, my coworkers are finally going to call me by my real name. Oh, boy, I'm blessed.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: More importantly, do you have tri-tip for tonight? Because if not I brought my own.
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: I love weddings. Good food, the celebration of romantic love, and most of all, churches. Say what you will about organized religion, those bastards knew how to construct an edifice.
Quote from Donna
Leslie Knope: [gasps] Oh, my God. Oh, look at how beautiful you look.
Donna: Leslie, I'm not even in my dress yet.
Leslie Knope: But you're gonna be very soon.
Donna: All right, I want to say something to my girls. Knope, you're a softie, but on the inside, you're a straight-up boss. April, you're the exact opposite. Y'all inspire me and I love you. And you, too, Michelle. Michelle... You were my best friend from childhood. Until we lost touch 'cause you thought your college boyfriend was into me. He was. I never gave him the time of day. But now, we're rebuilding our friendship. Is this wedding going to be a test for you? Yes. But the doctors once told you you were never going to walk again. So this should be easy, right?
Leslie Knope: Wow, what a complicated tapestry that is.
Donna: Bring it in. Bring it in. Bring it in.