Andy Quote #525
Andy: [clears throat]
Patty: Can I help you?
Andy: Yes, we are here to see Dennis Feinstein. The appointment should be under Karate. Jonathan Karate.
Patty: Um, I don't see a Jonathan Karate anywhere.
Andy: Exactly.
[Andy and his troupe of child ninjas drop the ground]
[aside to camera:]
Andy: Occasionally on my show, we deal with real issues like bullying, peer pressure, or holding in farts. In those very special episodes, I become... Jonathan Karate, the very serious older brother of Johnny Karate. Jonathan Karate tells it like it is. He makes people do the right thing.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Save JJ's’ Quotes
Quote from Andy
Ben: Now you said your new landlord didn't give you a chance to counter. Who is it?
JJ: It was a company with a weird-sounding name. Hang on.
Andy: Was it Putin? Voldemort Putin? Of Russia? I'd love to take that bastard down.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Leslie Knope: Ron? What do you say? Dynamic duo get together one more time to try to save JJ's Diner?
Ron Swanson: I can't think of anything more noble to go to war over than bacon and eggs.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Leslie Knope: All right, everybody, listen up. We're here today because JJ's Diner has been a part of Pawnee for 41 years. And this man right here built that diner from the ground up with his own two hands.
JJ: That's not true.
Leslie Knope: It's called constructing a narrative, JJ. You stick to the breakfast. I'll deal with the politics. So, now, let's hear from a man who knows the value of things staying the same. Ron Swanson. [cheering]
Ron Swanson: I do not like rallies. And based on what I see from this vantage point, I do not like most of you. What I do like is breakfast food. JJ's has very good breakfast food, so it should remain open. Please do not approach me on the street after this event and attempt to talk to me. Our similarities begin and end with this single issue.
Leslie Knope: Ron Swanson.