Leslie Knope Quote #1563
Quote from Leslie Knope in Save JJ's
Leslie Knope: We can't bulldoze our entire history. We need to preserve the things that make Pawnee great. Like JJ's Diner. [cheering]
Dennis Feinstein: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop the clock.
Leslie Knope: Oh, speak of the devil. Ladies and gentlemen, the devil, Dennis Feinstein.
Dennis Feinstein: Whoa, hey, now. [crowd booing] Hang on. Now, Leslie, I think everybody's gonna want to hear what I have to say. Thank you. People of Pawnee, I just came down here to tell you how much I appreciate your passion. You've been heard, loud and clear. You convinced me. JJ's can stay.
Leslie Knope: Yeah. [cheering]
Dennis Feinstein: I just have one more thing to say, Pawnee. Psych! Do you think I care about how much you love this stupid diner? I bought it for a song, and I'm gonna sell it for a mint, and you can all just sit there, pulling on your puds. [laughs] Oh, yeah. Give me your boos. I am nourished by your hatred! I should also let you know you're all trespassing on private property. Release the hounds!
Ron Swanson: What hounds?
Dennis Feinstein: "The Hounds" as in FDA-rejected cologne I've been working on that makes everything smell like wet dog. Make it rain! [crowd screaming; laughing] Ooh. I gotta go kill my dad. Let's go.
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Quote from Andy
Ben: Now you said your new landlord didn't give you a chance to counter. Who is it?
JJ: It was a company with a weird-sounding name. Hang on.
Andy: Was it Putin? Voldemort Putin? Of Russia? I'd love to take that bastard down.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Leslie Knope: Ron? What do you say? Dynamic duo get together one more time to try to save JJ's Diner?
Ron Swanson: I can't think of anything more noble to go to war over than bacon and eggs.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Leslie Knope: All right, everybody, listen up. We're here today because JJ's Diner has been a part of Pawnee for 41 years. And this man right here built that diner from the ground up with his own two hands.
JJ: That's not true.
Leslie Knope: It's called constructing a narrative, JJ. You stick to the breakfast. I'll deal with the politics. So, now, let's hear from a man who knows the value of things staying the same. Ron Swanson. [cheering]
Ron Swanson: I do not like rallies. And based on what I see from this vantage point, I do not like most of you. What I do like is breakfast food. JJ's has very good breakfast food, so it should remain open. Please do not approach me on the street after this event and attempt to talk to me. Our similarities begin and end with this single issue.
Leslie Knope: Ron Swanson.