Leslie Knope Quote #1556
Quote from Leslie Knope in Gryzzlbox
Leslie Knope: So, Roscoe, how does Gryzzl know all the things that someone wants? Are you guys... I don't know, whatever... data-mining?
Roscoe: Oh, hells yeah, dog-man. Our super rad algorithm searches all your texts, calls, banking, medical records, blah, blah, blah, to learn what you really want. You know, from snacks to new books and movies to when you ladies need to score some new 'pons. I mean, we might know you better than you know yourself, Leslie.
Leslie Knope: How did you know it was me?
Roscoe: Oh, there's about 40 different ways. I mean, geo-maps on your different Gryzzl devices, and, of course, we face-scanned you when you came in. Really glad you're here.
Leslie Knope: Okay, good. Just 'cause we're competing for the Newport land doesn't mean that we can't be friends.
Roscoe: No.
Leslie Knope: Isn't that your motto? "Wouldn't it be tight if everyone was chill to each other?"
Roscoe: Totes. And I hope that you can see now that there's nothing scary about Gryzzl. I mean, we just wanna learn everything about everyone and track them wherever they go and anticipate what they're about to do.
Leslie Knope: These are really interesting issues, Roscoe. I think maybe we could debate them, you know? On TV.
Roscoe: TV. Retro. I love it. All right. I'm gonna GryzzlPad out of here. Later, chillerz.
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Perd Hapley: Now, Leslie, I understand that what you've brought to the show isn't a box of objects, but rather a symbolic box of allegations.
Leslie Knope: Well, Perd--
Perd Hapley: It's Judge Perd.
Leslie Knope: Okay. Uh, I think there are certain questions about certain aspects of certain parts of this situation that require an evaluation about whether or not this is or is not a valid argument.
Perd Hapley: Extremely well-put.
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Perd Hapley: To be honest, Judge Perd is stumped by this case. I've also misplaced my judge hammer. I cannot render a verdict here. Therefore, I must declare a mistrial, which is a term I've heard people use in the movies. Tap, tap, tap. Case ended.
Quote from Perd Hapley
Announcer: This is The Perdples Court, a legal debate show about issues facing residents of Southern Indiana. With your host, Judge Perd Hapley.
Perd Hapley: Tonight, on The Perdples Court, we will have the guests that have been booked for tonight's show. The plaintiff, Leslie Knope, who has some big allegations against Gryzzl. The defendant, Gryzzl Vice President Roscoe Santangelo. Who will win? I don't know yet. Which is what makes this a court show.