Ben Quote #312
Ben: Excuse me, Judge Perd? I'm Ben Wyatt, City Manager. What Gryzzl is doing with our private information may not technically be illegal, but it's definitely not chill.
Roscoe: Whoa! That's a serious allegaysh, homie. We are hella chill. And frankly, if you don't like our vibe, you don't have to use our shizz.
Ben: Well, we kind of do. I mean, the internet is no longer optional, it's a necessity for everyone. And I think you do know that data-mining isn't chill, because you snuck it into the 27th update of a 500-page user agreement. A person should not have to have an advanced law degree to avoid being taken advantage of by a multibillion dollar company. You should be upfront about what you're doing and allow people the ability to opt out.
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‘Gryzzlbox’ Quotes
Quote from Perd Hapley
Perd Hapley: Now, Leslie, I understand that what you've brought to the show isn't a box of objects, but rather a symbolic box of allegations.
Leslie Knope: Well, Perd--
Perd Hapley: It's Judge Perd.
Leslie Knope: Okay. Uh, I think there are certain questions about certain aspects of certain parts of this situation that require an evaluation about whether or not this is or is not a valid argument.
Perd Hapley: Extremely well-put.
Quote from Perd Hapley
Perd Hapley: To be honest, Judge Perd is stumped by this case. I've also misplaced my judge hammer. I cannot render a verdict here. Therefore, I must declare a mistrial, which is a term I've heard people use in the movies. Tap, tap, tap. Case ended.
Quote from Perd Hapley
Announcer: This is The Perdples Court, a legal debate show about issues facing residents of Southern Indiana. With your host, Judge Perd Hapley.
Perd Hapley: Tonight, on The Perdples Court, we will have the guests that have been booked for tonight's show. The plaintiff, Leslie Knope, who has some big allegations against Gryzzl. The defendant, Gryzzl Vice President Roscoe Santangelo. Who will win? I don't know yet. Which is what makes this a court show.