Ron Swanson Quote #578
Quote from Ron Swanson in Gryzzlbox
Donna: Well, it's funny you should mention privacy because that's our next topic.
[aside to camera:]
Leslie Knope: Ron technically works for Gryzzl. And when he finds out what Gryzzl is doing, he is going to lose. His. Mind.
[back:]
Ron Swanson: I have no reaction to this.
Leslie Knope: What?
Ron Swanson: I do not pass judgment on the workings of private businesses. I just build their buildings. And frankly, if people are foolish enough to carry around a doodad that lets Gryzzl track their every move, this is what they get.
Ben: But it's illegal.
Ron Swanson: I don't believe that's true. I've spent a fair amount of time with Gryzzl's high-priced lawyers, and they do seem to, as they say, "keep it 100."
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‘Gryzzlbox’ Quotes
Quote from Perd Hapley
Perd Hapley: Now, Leslie, I understand that what you've brought to the show isn't a box of objects, but rather a symbolic box of allegations.
Leslie Knope: Well, Perd--
Perd Hapley: It's Judge Perd.
Leslie Knope: Okay. Uh, I think there are certain questions about certain aspects of certain parts of this situation that require an evaluation about whether or not this is or is not a valid argument.
Perd Hapley: Extremely well-put.
Quote from Perd Hapley
Perd Hapley: To be honest, Judge Perd is stumped by this case. I've also misplaced my judge hammer. I cannot render a verdict here. Therefore, I must declare a mistrial, which is a term I've heard people use in the movies. Tap, tap, tap. Case ended.
Quote from Perd Hapley
Announcer: This is The Perdples Court, a legal debate show about issues facing residents of Southern Indiana. With your host, Judge Perd Hapley.
Perd Hapley: Tonight, on The Perdples Court, we will have the guests that have been booked for tonight's show. The plaintiff, Leslie Knope, who has some big allegations against Gryzzl. The defendant, Gryzzl Vice President Roscoe Santangelo. Who will win? I don't know yet. Which is what makes this a court show.