Tammy Two Quote #33
Quote from Tammy Two in Ron and Jammy
Tammy Two: Don't listen to Leslie. She's trying to manipulate you. All she cares about is herself, and I can prove it. How's this, Leslie? You leave us alone, and we swing the vote to you? Help you get your park.
Leslie Knope: No. Nice try. Stay strong, Jeremy.
Councilman Jamm: It's over, Tammy.
Tammy Two: Tell you what. It's been long enough. What do you say we consummate our relationship... tonight? [Jamm breathes heavily as Tammy strips naked] Huh? Let's do it.
Ron Swanson: [chuckles] And the last card is played.
Leslie Knope: What are you doing?
Librarian: Shh! This is a library.
Leslie Knope: Do you see what's happening here?
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Ron and Jammy’ Quotes
Quote from April
Ben: Hey, April. How's it going?
April: Fine. Except hearing Joan talk about her passion and doing what you really love, like, totally freaked me out. Eight years ago, I accepted a random internship at the Parks Department, and then Leslie told me to do a bunch of stuff, and now I'm executive director of regional whatever... I don't even know what it means, and I never even asked myself if I even really like it. I mean, it's like what is my purpose in life? What do I even care about? My insides are dying.
Ben: So, not fine.
April: I don't know what to do. I have to quit.
Ben: To do what?
April: I'm just gonna go live under a bridge and ask people riddles before they cross.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] When it comes to Tammy, the code is the same as that of the battlefield: First, you leave no man behind. Second, you must protect yourself against chemical warfare. Tammy does not abide by the Geneva convention.
Quote from Donna
April: Donna, what do I do? If working around corpses isn't even right for me, then nothing is. I feel totally lost.
Donna: Saturn's return.
April: What?
Donna: Saturn's orbit around the sun takes roughly 29 years, and when it gets back to where it was when you were born, lots of turmoil, self-discovery. When I was your age, I got banned from every riverboat in Germany.