Tom Quote #592
Quote from Tom in Ron and Jammy
Tom: Hey, Lucy, can I ask you something?
Lucy: Of course. What's up?
Tom: I was wondering, would you want to maybe... come work for me in Pawnee? I have the company, and it's growing so fast. I can't do it all myself, and I need a manager, and you're a perfect candidate.
Lucy: Wow. Really? That does sound kind of awesome. And it'd be super fun to work with you. I mean, I have to talk to my boyfriend about it first, but...
Tom: Yeah, of course! This is all perfect, and everything's worked out just as I'd hoped.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Ron and Jammy’ Quotes
Quote from April
Ben: Hey, April. How's it going?
April: Fine. Except hearing Joan talk about her passion and doing what you really love, like, totally freaked me out. Eight years ago, I accepted a random internship at the Parks Department, and then Leslie told me to do a bunch of stuff, and now I'm executive director of regional whatever... I don't even know what it means, and I never even asked myself if I even really like it. I mean, it's like what is my purpose in life? What do I even care about? My insides are dying.
Ben: So, not fine.
April: I don't know what to do. I have to quit.
Ben: To do what?
April: I'm just gonna go live under a bridge and ask people riddles before they cross.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] When it comes to Tammy, the code is the same as that of the battlefield: First, you leave no man behind. Second, you must protect yourself against chemical warfare. Tammy does not abide by the Geneva convention.
Quote from Donna
April: Donna, what do I do? If working around corpses isn't even right for me, then nothing is. I feel totally lost.
Donna: Saturn's return.
April: What?
Donna: Saturn's orbit around the sun takes roughly 29 years, and when it gets back to where it was when you were born, lots of turmoil, self-discovery. When I was your age, I got banned from every riverboat in Germany.