Andy Quote #506
Quote from Andy in Ron and Jammy
Andy: Ooh, look, you just got a message from somebody named Lucy in Chicago. She looks familiar.
Tom: Yeah, we used to date. I was super into her.
Andy: No, that's not it. Was she in Destiny's Child?
Tom: "Hey, Tom. Saw the article, you boss! Let's catch up soon. Miss you."
Andy: [chuckles] Do you realize what's happening? We have been sitting here searching for your soul mate this whole time, and then Lucy just Gryzzl-texts you out of nowhere? It's a sign, and we have to catch it. We are going to Chicago.
Tom: Andy, think about what you're saying right now, 'cause it's the smartest idea anyone's ever had.
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‘Ron and Jammy’ Quotes
Quote from April
Ben: Hey, April. How's it going?
April: Fine. Except hearing Joan talk about her passion and doing what you really love, like, totally freaked me out. Eight years ago, I accepted a random internship at the Parks Department, and then Leslie told me to do a bunch of stuff, and now I'm executive director of regional whatever... I don't even know what it means, and I never even asked myself if I even really like it. I mean, it's like what is my purpose in life? What do I even care about? My insides are dying.
Ben: So, not fine.
April: I don't know what to do. I have to quit.
Ben: To do what?
April: I'm just gonna go live under a bridge and ask people riddles before they cross.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] When it comes to Tammy, the code is the same as that of the battlefield: First, you leave no man behind. Second, you must protect yourself against chemical warfare. Tammy does not abide by the Geneva convention.
Quote from Donna
April: Donna, what do I do? If working around corpses isn't even right for me, then nothing is. I feel totally lost.
Donna: Saturn's return.
April: What?
Donna: Saturn's orbit around the sun takes roughly 29 years, and when it gets back to where it was when you were born, lots of turmoil, self-discovery. When I was your age, I got banned from every riverboat in Germany.