Leslie Knope Quote #1514

Quote from Leslie Knope in 2017

Tom: So I'm thinking in addition to the Tom's Bistros, we have a hyper exclusive lounge area called Tommy's Lounge.
Leslie Knope: Attention! This is war. You guys are going down. And that's all I wanted to say. Except Donna, Tom. Hey. I'm--I'm sorry I haven't kept in better touch with you recently. But I've just, you know, I'm a little preoccupied with my kids and my job. And also, prepare for war. Because you chose the wrong side and we are gonna smoke you. And also, I made cookies. But Ron is not allowed to eat them. And they say prepare for war on them. But the "O" in the word for is a heart.
Andy: And... I ate a lot of them on the way over here, because we're at war.

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Quote from Leslie Knope

Leslie Knope: [aside to camera] This land is begging to be a new national park. And it's in my own backyard. This could be my crowning achievement. I could retire. I mean, I wouldn't. I'm gonna work until I'm 100 and then cut back to four days a week. Oh, God, I'm already so bored thinking about that one day off. Maybe I'll go to law school or something.

Quote from Leslie Knope

Leslie Knope: [aside to camera] That park is my dream. I'm not gonna let it slip away. Who cares if Gryzzl and Ron have more money? I have the most valuable currency in America. A blind, stubborn belief that what I am doing is 100% right.

Quote from Tom

Tom: Who is Tom Haverford? He's a mentor, a lover, a hero. But who is my hero? Simple. It's me. Five years from now.
Janet: Okay, I really only need a correct spelling of your last name.
[aside to camera:]
Tom: You are looking at one of Indiana Business monthly's 35 under 35. I own Pawnee's hottest restaurant, two fast-casual eateries, and the Tommy Chopper. We serve chopped salads out of a decommissioned military helicopter. I'm a mogul now.