Tom Quote #584
Ben: Hey, Tom?
Tom: Ben Wyatt, city manager of Pawnee. Chamber of Commerce asked me to introduce him at a very fancy black tie gala tonight. One of the many area big wigs who comes to me for life advice, fashion tips. Uh, you get it. Write this all down.
Ben: So for the introduction, I'd love it if you could just keep it brief. Like, stick to my fiscal accomplishments.
Tom: [snores] Oh, wanna wake me up when you're done boring us to death? Am I right, Janet? [laughs] Write down that I'm funny. Benji? Relax, come on. When's Tommy ever let you down?
Ben: Constantly.
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Janet: Okay, I really only need a correct spelling of your last name.
[aside to camera:]
Tom: You are looking at one of Indiana Business monthly's 35 under 35. I own Pawnee's hottest restaurant, two fast-casual eateries, and the Tommy Chopper. We serve chopped salads out of a decommissioned military helicopter. I'm a mogul now.