Ron Swanson Quote #540
Quote from Ron Swanson in Moving Up (Part 1)
Mitch Savner: For crying out loud!
Tom: No, Mitch, don't leave. Come on.
Mitch Savner: You have no idea how to run a restaurant. I've been in this game before and I can see the cracks starting to form. Sorry, kid, consider my investment terminated. D, let's go.
Ron Swanson: Sir, were you sitting in that chair?
Mitch Savner: Yes, yes I was. Why?
Ron Swanson: No reason.
Mitch Savner: Let's go!
[As Mitch walks away, we see chair-shaped varnish stains down the back of his suit]
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Moving Up (Part 1)’ Quotes
Quote from Jerry
Mitch Savner: Seems like things are a little chaotic.
Tom: No, no, everything is perfect. This is April. She's gonna be taking care of you tonight.
April: Hello, welcome to Tommy's Bistro. Today we have spaghetti, linguine, fettuccini, ravioli, rigatoni, bucatini, lasagna.
Mitch Savner: Could you repeat that?
April: Spaghetti, linguine, fettuccini, ravioli, rigatoni, Ferrari, Lamborghini, bucatini, lasagna.
Mitch Savner: Can I see a menu?
April: We had to throw our menus away because they are covered with pictures of Larry's dog rectum.
Jerry: Great news. Lord Sheldon's gonna make it. Yeah, just have to apply a salve to his anus every hour for the rest of his life, but... Oh, enjoy your meal.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Andy: Last chance, Ron. The slots are finalized, but I can squeeze in ten minutes if a certain mister... [whispering] Duke Silver wanted to come out. Come on, Ron, it's gonna be so fun.
Ron Swanson: Thank you, Andrew, but fun or not, playing music is something I like to keep private, along with my family, my conversations, and my whereabouts at all times.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Tom: We have ten tables booked for the soft opening. It's all friends and family, so hopefully they'll go easy on us. How's it looking, Ron? Maybe speed it up a little?
Ron Swanson: This is not government work. As such, I treat it with care and attention.
Tom: Okay, but also, go faster.