Leslie Knope Quote #1476
Quote from Leslie Knope in One in 8,000
Leslie Knope: I can't believe it. We knocked it out of the park on the first try. If we do this right, we can be parents to 1/3 of the Supreme Court!
Ben: This is insane.
Leslie Knope: This is amazing. I always knew we were one in a million, and now we got the proof!
Dr. Saperstein: Well, actually, one in 8,000. Triplets occur a lot more frequently than you imagine, especially at your age.
Leslie Knope: Oh.
Dr. Saperstein: Your body is prone to releasing multiple eggs. It's what we doctors like to call - and I don't mean to be insensitive - a going-out-of-business sale.
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Quote from April
Ben: So what do we got so far? We need big-ticket items.
April: I got the Red Hot Chili Peppers to send us a signed guitar.
Ben: That's great, April. How'd you do that?
April: It's a long story, but the short version is, I'm currently catfishing Anthony Kiedis.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: Okay, there's still plenty of ways to raise money for the concert, right? Maybe we'll win the lottery. I mean, hey, you're looking at a woman who just hit triple cherries in her uterus.
Ben: We're screwed.
Leslie Knope: No, we're not, we have three weeks until the concert. It'll be fine.
Ben: No, not the concert. The triple cherries. I mean, of course it's the most amazing and wonderful thing to ever happen, but, okay, I am an accountant, and I am looking a cold, hard facts. Raising three kids is going to cost $2 million.
Leslie Knope: Babe, our kids will be geniuses. They'll get scholarships. Half of my tuition was paid for by the Indiana scholarship for pretty blondes who like to read. It's now called the Virginia Woolf prize. Different time.
Quote from Donna
Ron Swanson: What are you doing?
Donna: I'm getting a picture of you volunteering at a public elementary school in case I ever need to blackmail you.