Ben Quote #285
Quote from Ben in Flu Season 2
Ben: Mr. Ron Dunn, I have something I'm very angry about, but other Ron, he's not helping me with it. Can you help?
Ron Dunne: Well, I can tell by the indigo on your chiclets that you've been drinking blueberry wine. That's a good start. The Wamapoke called it mattapiqua. They believed it had mystical powers.
Ben: Yeah, it also tastes like jelly.
Ron Dunne: So what's got your goat there, friend?
Ben: My parents, they had this lake house, and they sold it without telling me. And so I was like, "Why?" You know? I was like, "God, you guys!"
Ron Dunne: Oh, you're hanging on to that anger for dear life, compadre. Let's role-play.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Flu Season 2’ Quotes
Quote from Leslie Knope
Andy: [on the phone] Well, I'd have to check but I'm pretty sure we can handle that. I do have... one question. [sneezes repeatedly without covering his face] Hold up.
Leslie Knope: Oh my God! Andy!
Andy: Sorry.
Leslie Knope: Andy! Are you getting sick? It's flu season again! I cannot get sick. Stock up on Kleenex. Don't touch your face. Don't touch anything. People are dropping like flies. We already had to quarantine Larry.
Jerry: Leslie, I don't feel good. Can't I just work from home?
Leslie Knope: The tent is your home now, Larry. We already forwarded your mail.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Dana: Some of our blueberry wine?
Ron Swanson: We make it right here at the vineyard. I don't drink alcohol from that portion of the color spectrum.
Ben: [drinks] Hey! Whew! Whoa. That's strong. Holy hell. That's a lot of alcohol.
Ron Swanson: We will take four bottles, please and thank you.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Andy: Well, I guess while you get your medicine, I'll just stroll through the candy aisles but won't get any.
Leslie Knope: You can buy two candies.
Andy: Two!
Kitty: Can I help you?
Leslie Knope: I have the flu. Super nauseated for a few days, a lot of barfing. It's a total disaster. Plus I have a ton of work to do, so I need the good stuff, the "Mariah needs to sing tonight" stuff.