Andy Quote #478
Quote from Andy in Flu Season 2
Andy: You know, Leslie, sometimes life throws us crazy curves, and, yes, this moment may be the biggest curve you've ever had to deal with, but just because your family is getting bigger does not mean that you can't handle it. You and Ben can handle anything.
Leslie Knope: Wow. Andy, thank you. That's exactly what I needed to hear right now. God, it's so weird that you know that I'm pregnant before Ben does--
Andy: Pregnant? Holy crap. Leslie!
Leslie Knope: Yeah. Well, what did you think?
Andy: I thought you were getting a dog.
Leslie Knope: Well, why did you go like this?
Andy: That's the sign for petting a dog that's sitting on your lap. But pregnant? Wow. Oh, that's amazing.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Flu Season 2’ Quotes
Quote from Leslie Knope
Andy: [on the phone] Well, I'd have to check but I'm pretty sure we can handle that. I do have... one question. [sneezes repeatedly without covering his face] Hold up.
Leslie Knope: Oh my God! Andy!
Andy: Sorry.
Leslie Knope: Andy! Are you getting sick? It's flu season again! I cannot get sick. Stock up on Kleenex. Don't touch your face. Don't touch anything. People are dropping like flies. We already had to quarantine Larry.
Jerry: Leslie, I don't feel good. Can't I just work from home?
Leslie Knope: The tent is your home now, Larry. We already forwarded your mail.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Dana: Some of our blueberry wine?
Ron Swanson: We make it right here at the vineyard. I don't drink alcohol from that portion of the color spectrum.
Ben: [drinks] Hey! Whew! Whoa. That's strong. Holy hell. That's a lot of alcohol.
Ron Swanson: We will take four bottles, please and thank you.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Andy: Well, I guess while you get your medicine, I'll just stroll through the candy aisles but won't get any.
Leslie Knope: You can buy two candies.
Andy: Two!
Kitty: Can I help you?
Leslie Knope: I have the flu. Super nauseated for a few days, a lot of barfing. It's a total disaster. Plus I have a ton of work to do, so I need the good stuff, the "Mariah needs to sing tonight" stuff.