Leslie Knope Quote #1462
Quote from Leslie Knope in Prom
Leslie Knope: Allison, we wanted to apologize for acting so bananas. You just have so much promise, we got excited.
Ron Swanson: You're a good kid. And whatever you choose, you'll be great at it.
Allison: I have to say I admire you both. You were right, Leslie. Watching all those happy faces, it felt amazing. But it was really nice to build something and get paid for it.
Leslie Knope: Ugh, Ron, she is so thoughtful and grounded. Get her away from me, or I'm gonna kidnap her and try to mentor her to death.
Allison: Oh, let me introduce you to my boyfriend.
Leslie Knope: Greg Pikitis.
Greg Pikitis: What up, Knope?
Leslie Knope: Hello, Gregory.
Allison: You guys know each other?
Leslie Knope: You might say that.
Greg Pikitis: Come on, baby. Let's get out of here.
Ron Swanson: That's that horrible kid who used to prank us all the time, right?
Leslie Knope: Offer is off the table. She's a terrible person with terrible judgment.
[As Leslie walks away, the table cloth is dragged along with her dress, knocking the snack bowls to the floor. Greg Pikitis holds up a stapler.]
Leslie Knope: Pikitis!
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Prom’ Quotes
Quote from Tom
Ben: All right, let's go over our set list.
Tom: Set list? No need.
Ben: So, what, you're just gonna put your iPod on shuffle?
Tom: No, but I could. You want to know why?
Ben: [sighs] Because every single song you own is a banger?
[aside to camera:]
Tom: Every song I download has to pass a series of rigorous tests to answer one simple question: Is it a banger? How many beats per minute? How many drops? How dope are the drops? Were any acoustic instruments used? If so, it is not a banger. I once accidentally downloaded a Lumineers song. I had to throw away my whole computer just to be safe.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: Allison's father owns the hardware store I've been going to since before Allison was even born. What brings you to the festering putrid stink hole on the armpit of freedom?
Allison: Um, Leslie was just telling me about your summer internship, and I was thinking about taking it.
Ron Swanson: [laughs] Oh, no, no, no, no. No. I respect your father too much to let his daughter work for free for the government. Why don't you get a paying job for the summer?
Leslie Knope: Why don't you shut your mustache?
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] I attended prom with Susan Hofler. Picked her up in my truck, we slow-danced to a Merle Haggard song, and then I left early to go to my shift at the quarry. I was 12 years old. Never went again. Felt like I had outgrown it.