Leslie Knope Quote #1452
Quote from Leslie Knope in Prom
Leslie Knope: All right, Allison, you are in charge of choosing the prom theme, and now it has to be perfect and magical and look like a million bucks but cost zero bucks. So what do you got?
Allison: I was thinking the theme could be "Fairy tale." The theater department did Into the Woods last year, and we still have the scenery. I laid out some preliminary plans in this binder.
Leslie Knope: Wow! Are those jense-trodder color tabs? I thought those were discontinued.
Allison: They were. I had to order them through some Mexican back channels.
Leslie Knope: Juan Julio Oficina Supplies? I thought they went out of business.
Allison: They did, but they opened up a new one in Oaxaca.
Ben: What is happening right now?
Leslie Knope: Okay, everybody get back to work. And, Allison, come by my office later so we can keep crushing it
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘Prom’ Quotes
Quote from Tom
Ben: All right, let's go over our set list.
Tom: Set list? No need.
Ben: So, what, you're just gonna put your iPod on shuffle?
Tom: No, but I could. You want to know why?
Ben: [sighs] Because every single song you own is a banger?
[aside to camera:]
Tom: Every song I download has to pass a series of rigorous tests to answer one simple question: Is it a banger? How many beats per minute? How many drops? How dope are the drops? Were any acoustic instruments used? If so, it is not a banger. I once accidentally downloaded a Lumineers song. I had to throw away my whole computer just to be safe.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: Allison's father owns the hardware store I've been going to since before Allison was even born. What brings you to the festering putrid stink hole on the armpit of freedom?
Allison: Um, Leslie was just telling me about your summer internship, and I was thinking about taking it.
Ron Swanson: [laughs] Oh, no, no, no, no. No. I respect your father too much to let his daughter work for free for the government. Why don't you get a paying job for the summer?
Leslie Knope: Why don't you shut your mustache?
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] I attended prom with Susan Hofler. Picked her up in my truck, we slow-danced to a Merle Haggard song, and then I left early to go to my shift at the quarry. I was 12 years old. Never went again. Felt like I had outgrown it.